Ted Cruz Likes Porn Video on Twitter While His Staff Implies That He Was Hacked. Republican Senator Ted Cruz became the butt of more than a few jokes overnight after it was revealed that he had liked a 2 minute porn video from the account Sexuall. Posts. Links in this post are NSFW. And amazingly, Cruzs communications director, Catherine Frazier, tried to imply that the Twitter slip had somehow been perpetrated by someone not associated with Cruz. The porn video, which shows a woman walking in on a man and woman having sex on a couch, was in Ted Cruzs likes for at least 3. Thanks to the porn flub, Ted Cruz was trending globally on Twitter throughout the night. The offensive tweet posted on tedcruz account earlier has been removed by staff and reported to Twitter, Frazier tweeted at 2 1. Eastern time. But there was clearly nothing to report to Twitter, since someone with access to the account had clearly liked the video. Thats how Twitter likes work. People cant plant a like on your page. The Twitter account that Cruz liked changed its bio to read, Follow for the Same Porn Ted. Issuu is a digital publishing platform that makes it simple to publish magazines, catalogs, newspapers, books, and more online. Easily share your publications and get. Cruz Watches, and even tweeted Thanks for watching ted at the Senator. To make everything even more ridiculous, Ted Cruz was once part of a legal team that argued Americans dont have a constitutionally protected right to use sex toys or even to stimulate their own genitals. Seriously. A sex shop in Austin objected to a Texas ban on the sale of sex toys back in 2. Cruz, as Texas Solicitor General, filed a brief in 2. Cruz and his legal team argued that obscene devices do not implicate any liberty interest. Thats lawyer talk for dildos arent in the US Constitution. There is no substantive due process right to stimulate ones genitals for non medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship, the legal team wrote. The brief doesnt appear to address the very specific question of whether beating your meat while watching short videos on Twitter is protected. Ted Cruzs Twitter like set off a torrent of jokes about the Texas Senator, from the relatively tame jabs people pointed out that the actress masturbating in the video looked a bit like Cruzs wife to those who pointed out that it was the anniversary of the terrorist attacks of September 1. Cruzs many strange faces. The woman in the video who masturbates from behind a pillar while she watches two people have sex quickly became a bit of a meme, naturally. And the meme shows no sign of slowing down as people wake up to the news that Ted Cruz was flogging the bishop last night. There were also plenty of jokes about Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer, an old absurdist joke that originated on Twitter and became popular during the lead up to the 2. Presidential election. Ted Cruzs former roommate in college, HBO writer Craig Mazin, even joined the pile on, saying that Cruz used to beat off in their dorm room. It almost makes you start to feel bad for poor Ted. Almost. Ted Cruz, failed presidential candidate and author of the ironically titled book A Time For Truth, is quite infamously the most hated Senator in the US Senate right now. And possibly the most hated Senator of all time. You have to understand that I like Ted Cruz probably more than my colleagues like Ted Cruz, Democratic Senator Al Franken wrote in his new book. And I hate Ted Cruz. This isnt the first time that Ted Cruz has faced controversy while on the job. The Trump aligned tabloid the National Enquirer not only accused Cruzs father of helping assassinate President John F. Kennedy, they accused Cruz of having five secret mistresses. Both claims were absurd, but helped make Cruzs presidential bid an even bigger joke than it already was. Well see if Cruz even addresses the Twitter like today, or if he just pretends like it never happened. But if we have one piece of advice for Cruzs staff, its this Dont pretend like Cruz got hacked. Nobody is going to believe you. Frankly, Americans are just happy that the porn featured living humans doing living human stuff. Update, 1. 0 3. 0am The porn star in the video, Cory Chase, is currently without power because of Hurricane Irma. Hopefully this story comes full circle and Cruz can pass a bill to help her out or something. Update, 1. 0 4. 8am Apparently Ted Cruz thinks all the attention wouldve worked in his favor during the presidential primary season. Congressional reporter for NBC News Frank Thorp got a quote from Cruz this morning. Update, 1. 1 0. 0am And then theres this from the Washington Post Congressional reporter. I could be reading this wrong, but it seems like somebody on the Cruz team is going to own up to this. My money is on a poor intern, though Cruz apparently isnt going to name the staffer. Update, 1. 1 3. 4am Porn star Cory Chase is still without power, but it seems she finally got word that shes pretty famous right now. Amazon Delivery Driver Drops Off a Bag of Poop on Familys Driveway. A man in east London was expecting a package from Amazon but the special delivery on his driveway was not what hed ordered. After finding a bag filled with poop and Amazon calling cards, a quick check of CCTV cameras indicated that a delivery driver for the e commerce giant was responsible. For 2. 0 years, Whole Foods has enjoyed the honor of being on Fortune magazines list of the top 1. Read more Read. The home owner, Andrew Wingrave, tells The Sun that he was alerted to the receptacle of poo when his 1. He says that the Amazon calling cards, seen here, had been used for cleanup when the driver finished doing his business. I was appalled and presumed it was a wind up, Wingrave said. Its unbelievable. Wingrave wasnt inclined to touch this mess, saying, What if I contracted hepatitis C from the driver through an infection His actions could have killed me. Instead, two employees from Amazon were dispatched to dispose of the bag. You can bet they had some words for their co worker later. The customer did actually receive the package hed ordered and was delighted it wasnt another turd. We dont know the backstory of what happened here, but Amazon confirmed the incident and said it has opened an investigation with the contracted company handling the delivery. We take an incident of this nature extremely seriously and are working with the delivery company which is investigating the matter, a spokesman said. All we can do is speculate on what exactly this driver was doing. But its worth noting that in 2. BBC reporter went undercover at one of Amazons delivery agencies for two weeks. The journalist found that drivers were so crunched by quotas that they often drove well above the speed limit, and some went to the restroom in the van just to save time. If I were in that situation, Amazon business cards would probably be my go to choice for TP as well. The Sun via The Daily Mail.
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